keeping that sense of humor...

Thank you daddytypes.com for the funny warning of how to raise a girl in NYC.

An admittedly incomplete list of skills New York City girls need to learn and by what age:
hail a cab: 3
swipe a metrocard: 10
duck under the subway turnstile: 2
duck when there are five people in a taxi: 5
laugh derisively in the faces of the emotionally stunted, pathetic loser 25-year-old I-bankers who try to date them: 13
laugh derisively in the faces of the skeevy perv 35-50-year-old I-bankers and Euros who try to party with them: 13

"Man-Hunting With the High-School Dream Girls" [nymag.com, via JJ]